Je ne m'en lasse pas !!
(Désolé pour ceux qui ne lisent pas l'anglais , mais la traduction "casserait" l'humour de ces quelques lignes......)
The Top 10 Signs Your Bluegrass Band is About to Break Up
Thanks to Bangs Tapscott, from Intermountain Acoustic Musician
The members book seperate motel rooms when on the road -- in separate towns
They don't agree on the key for songs. So they play in several at the same time.
They just went in together to buy a bus.
The Dobro player's wife is selling her belly dance video at the the record table.
The forced laughter of the band members at the guitar player's jokes has gotten appreciable louder.
The banjo player and the bass player have become romantically involved.
The fiddle player who HAD been romantically involved with the banjo player is now getting close to the guitar player.
The mandolin player who isn't romantically involved with anyone has joined a cult.
Someone asks the lead singer if the tune starts with a turnaround or a full break. The reply is, "Who wants to know?"
A band picture has just been taken.
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At the end of a song, the lead singer says to the guitar player, into the microphone, "That sucked"
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